Hello there, internet. Haven’t seen you in a while. Sorry, been playing a little too much TF2, but I’m alive again now. Joy.
As the title suggests, this is just a rant. Specifically, it’s a rant against pretty much everything that’s annoyed me. And less of a rant than it is a list.
The iPhone’s low battery life and the lack of bluetooth. - Apple, you fools. That device of yours has worse battery life than my 10 year old RC car. Honestly. And it has bluetooth, but only for headsets. That’s…not that useful. Yes I KNOW you can turn off functions to improve battery life, but why should you need to impair features to make it last a little longer?
The idiots who called Google Chrome a Windows Killer. - Chrome is a WEB BROWSER. Not an operating system. There is no such thing as a web operating system. Sorry about that, but you NEED an OS to run Chrome. Also, Chrome not only draws from other software packages, but is entirely open source, even the new javascript engine they wrote. If MS so desired, they could nick the good bits and pop them into IE8 (or 9, if the Beta is too far ahead. And on that note…)
Beta’s which aren’t betas. - When you release a public beta with such a high level of fanfare as, say, Microsoft did with IE8, it’s not a beta anymore. It’s a buggy release which you will fix as you go along and remove the beta stamp from when you think it’s right. Time was when a beta was a private function, and products and services weren’t released on a large scale until they were done (or at least, not without a damn huge label saying BETA). It’s not just MS, Google’s done it too with Chrome. I can understand WHY they do it (data collection and all), but a widescale release is just DANGEROUS. Chrome’s carpet bomb vulerability, the fact early IE8 Beta’s killed some other programs. You need bigger disclaimers.
Fanboys - I may be mildly guilty of this, but at least I’m LOGICAL. People, when someone points out a flaw in your console/game/music/obbsession of choice, accept it or, if the flaw is incorrect, explain why. Do NOT rant at them (like I am doing now) or ignore them. PS3 fanboys are the worst case of this, especially when you point out that their console is a tad overpriced. “But it’s the most graphically powerful!” Shut up, my PC kicks your PS3’s ass. Yes it cost double, true. But I can do more than quadruple than what your console can. See? Logical.
People who call manga or anime Cartoon/Japanese porn - Seriously guys and gals, grow up. It’s a cartoon. Well done, have a biscuit. Yes, there is porn in that style (it’s called hentai). So? There’s porn videos done with a camera instead of an animating studio. Are all filmed movies porn now? Especially hate it when you say it REALLY LOUDLY to try and get everyone to look. I will just hit you, you know.
DRM - Yeah, it’s a long standing peeve. iTunes is guilty, but at least Plus gives an option to remove it now for the same price. Take Spore for example; it installs SecuRom on your machine - assuming you are a pirate before you even play, which checks the disk when you start the game. No big deal, but I don’t like being Guilty before being proven Innocent. Also, EA - 3 Activations? What the hell guys. What the hell.
Mozilla Weave - Doesn’t work. Ever. I have an account, can I login? No. It’s alpha, so it’s entirely understandable, but still annoys me. This one is just something that bugs me, no blame on anyone.
WEP Keys - Just…stop using them, people. They aren’t safe, ok? On an active network - that is to say, one in use when I’m looking at it - It’ll take me about 40 mins to have enough data for my “needs”, if not less time. If I could figure out injection, it’d take me 10 mins. And once I have the data? Takes me less than 10 seconds to get the code, and I don’t even have to be on site at that point. Use WPA, or stronger. On a similar note…
“Open” networks with a redirect - Stuff like Starbucks, Airports, you know what I mean. You can connect, but then you need to pay before you can do anything other than look at their front page. MUCHOS ANNOYING. Convenient for many, irritating when my iPod auto-connects to it and can’t do anything.
Smug gits with better results than me - You did better than me in my exams. Big suprise, I’m the biggest slacker ever. All the teachers know me, even if they’ve never seen me before, so what makes you think I care that you got better marks? I passed all of them, and did pretty well. So shut it.
Mudkipz - NO I DO NOT LIKE THEM. LEAVE ME ALONE.
The hinted release of a new iPod Touch - Oh com’on guys! I only just upgraded! That’s really, really unfair.
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Ok, I’m spent. On another note, I plan on doing some podcasts / video reviews of technology and games. I’m fairly sure this place is visited by about 5 people or less, but…YOU FIVE. WHAT YOU THINK?
Feel free to argue against my rant, I appreciate the competition.